Very Important People Headcanons
This is a list of my headcanons for VIP characters! [info]
❤︎ Romantic relationship | ✿ Queerplatonic relationship | ★ Best friends | ✦ Friends | ⏾ Sexual relationship | 𖤓 Alteraffectis relationship
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Vic Michaelis
Species: Half-imaginary friend, quarter-changling, quarter-human
Age: 31 years old
Height: 5'9
Sex: Intersex (XY)
Orientation: Pansexual panromantic
Gender(s): Nonbinary,
Pronouns: They/she
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, BPD, anxiety, depression, PAIS, NPD (vulnerable)
Ships (not just romantic):
❤
✿ J.W Smokes
★
✦ Leighanna-Jean Gruthers, Charlotte Excitement
⏾ Charotte Excitement
𖤓 Bianca Jocasta
Misc Headcanons: Their cue cards are blank, the writing on them are an act of background imaginary magic that Vic started accidentally performing within the first week and is now just part of their show routine.
As part of their persistant magical presence on set, the set itself has gained a subtle magical quality.
Princess Emily
Species: Human
Age: 23 years old
Height: 5'2
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pansexual panromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender woman, xenogender woman
Pronouns: She/they/xe
Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, autism
Ships (not just romantic):
❤
✿ Princess Jasmine
★
✦ Princess Marina, Leighanna-Jean Gruthers
⏾ Princess Jasmine, Princess Marina, Leighanna-Jean Gruthers
Misc Headcanons: While in America, she met Leighanna and they pretty quickly became friends.
Marionette Conqui
Species: Doll turned human
Age: 584 years old (made in 1440)
Height: 5'0
Sex: Asex
Orientation: Pan-oriented asexual greyromantic | objectum
Gender(s): Agender woman, dollgender
Pronouns: She/it
Disabilities/Disorders:
Ships (not just romantic):
★ Zonton de la Doll
✦
⏾
𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
Zonton de la Doll
Species: Doll turned human
Age: 584 years old (made in 1440)
Height: 6'0
Sex: Asex
Orientation: Pan-oriented asexual greyromantic | objectum
Gender(s): Agender man, dollboy
Pronouns:
Disabilities/Disorders:
Ships (not just romantic):
★ Marionette Conqui
✦
⏾
𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
Leighanna-Jean Gruthers
Species: Human
Age: 19 years old
Height: 5'4
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual biromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender woman
Pronouns: She/her
Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, learning disability, dyslexia, dysgraphia
Ships (not just romantic):
❤
✿
★
✦ Princess Emily, Vic Michaelis
⏾ Princess Emily
Misc Headcanons:
Pig #2
Species: Anthropamorphic pig
Age: 18 years old
Height: 5'3
Sex: Male
Orientation: Bisexual biromantic
Gender(s): Genderqueer, nonbinary, demiboy
Pronouns: He/they
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, depression, anxiety,
Ships (not just romantic): N/A
Misc Headcanons:
Lucian Azethothe
Species: Human
Age: 37 years old
Height: 6'1
Sex: Male
Orientation: Bisexual biromantic
Gender(s): Genderqueer, nonbinary, transneutral
Pronouns: He/it/they/she/
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety
Ships (not just romantic):
❤
✿
★ Martha Tops
✦
⏾
Misc Headcanons:
Martha Tops
Species: Human
Age: 46 years old
Height: 5'7
Sex: Female
Orientation: Asexual biromantic
Gender(s): Genderqueer woman, cisgender woman
Pronouns: She/it
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism
Ships (not just romantic):
★ Lucian Azethothe
✦
Misc Headcanons:
Jukebox †
Species: Half-human, half-android
Age: 29 years old
Height: 5'9
Sex: Male
Orientation: Greysexual biromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender man
Pronouns: He/they
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, depression
Ships (not just romantic): ✦ Vic Michaelis
Misc Headcanons:
Phoenix | The Letterman
Species: Ghost
Age: 36 years old
Height: 6'0
Sex: Intersex
Orientation: Greysexual panromantic
Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, genderfluid
Pronouns: They/he/she/it
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety, ADHD,
Ships (not just romantic):
❤
✿
★
✦ Augbert
⏾
𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
David Hoyle Jr.
Species: Midnight louse
Age: 250 years old
Height: 5'11
Sex: Cosexual
Orientation: Demisexual panromantic
Gender(s): Genderqueer man
Pronouns: He/they/it
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism
Ships (not just romantic): ❤ ✿ ★ ✦ ⏾ 𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
Steffi Pops
Species: Haunted doll, trickster spirit
Age: 31 years old
Height: 5'7
Sex: Asex
Orientation: Asexual biromantic
Gender(s): Nonbinary girl, dollgender, demigirl
Pronouns:
Disabilities/Disorders: BPD, depression, autism
Ships (not just romantic):
✦ Vic Michaelis
⏾
𖤓 Vic Michaelis
Misc Headcanons:
Dan Wesley Sharron
Species: Human
Age: 76 years old (frozen at 38)
Height: 5'7
Sex: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual heteromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender man
Pronouns: He/him
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety
Ships (not just romantic): ❤ ✿ ★ ✦ ⏾ 𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
Greg Excitement
Species: Human
Age: 38 years old
Height: 5'9
Sex: Male
Orientation: Pan-oriented demisexual demiromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender man
Pronouns: He/him
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety,
Ships (not just romantic):
❤ Charlotte Excitement
✿
★
✦
⏾
Misc Headcanons:
Charlotte Excitement
Species: 3/4 human, 1/4 harpy
Age: 31 years old
Height: 5'4
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pansexual aroflux
Gender(s): Nonbinary woman, genderqueer woman, genderfae
Pronouns: She/they
Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, autism,
Ships (not just romantic):
❤ Greg Excitement
✿
★
✦ Vic Michaelis
⏾ Vic Michaelis
Misc Headcanons:
Jane
Species: Alien
Age: 48 years old
Height: 5'4
Sex: Cosexual
Orientation: Pansexual panromantic
Gender(s): Xenogender woman
Pronouns: She/xe
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety
Ships (not just romantic): ❤ ✿ ★ ✦ ⏾ 𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
J.W Smokes
Species: Human
Age: 61 years old
Height: 5'3
Sex: Male
Orientation: Bisexual biromantic
Gender(s): Cisgender man
Pronouns: He/him
Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, depression,
Ships (not just romantic):
✿ Vic Michaelis
★
✦
⏾
𖤓
Misc Headcanons:
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Ships (not just romantic): ❤ ✿ ★ ✦ ⏾ 𖤓
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