No, I'm Not a Human Headcanons

Height: 5'11

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: Depression, PTSD, schizoid personality disorder

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Avto "Wireface"
★ *Genrikh "Neighbour", *Aleksandr "Firefighter"
✦ Yesenin "Bar guy", *Oleg "Mushroom Eater", *Kuzma "The Prophet", *Liliya "Little Girl"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'7

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Straight

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: Anxiety

Ships (not just romantic): ★ *Grigori "Homeowner"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 4'2

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Panromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender girl

Pronouns: She/her

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety, PTSD

Ships (not just romantic): ✦ *Grigori "Homeowner"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'10

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: PTSD, unilateral incomplete cleft lip

Ships (not just romantic): N/A

Misc Headcanons: He was previously a soldier and has great respect for governmental forces, presuming correctness and righteousness of any governmental action.
His cleft lip is in the centre of his cupids bow and angles to the right. It

was never corrected as a child, especially since it isn't detrimental to his health.

Height: 7'3

Sex/AGAB: Intersex (XXY)

Orientation: Gay

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/it

Disabilities/Disorders: Klinefelter syndrome (XXY syndrome), autism, ARFID

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Innokentiy "Delivery Guy", *Kuzma "Prophet"
⏾ *Innokentiy "Delivery Guy"

Misc Headcanons: He is the brother of Anika, being a couple years older.

Height: 5'6

Sex/AGAB: Intersex (XY)

Orientation: Gay-oriented asexual/aromantic

Gender(s): Genderqueer man, cisgender man

Pronouns: He/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, depression, mild androgen insensitivity syndrome

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Kazimir "Pale Intruder"
✦ *Grigori "Homeowner", *Anika "Cat Lady"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'5

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Pansexual/panromantic

Gender(s): Genderqueer man, cisgender man

Pronouns: He/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism

Ships (not just romantic): ✦ *Grigori "Homeowner", *Kliment "Daydreamer"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'9

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Pansexual/panromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, anxiety

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Kazimir "Pale Visitor"
★ *Makariy "Enerjeka Addict" ⏾ *Kazimir "Pale Visitor", *Makariy "Enerjeka Addict"

Misc Headcanons: He self-medicates his anxiety with marijuana.
He is ethnically jewish but doesn't actively believe or practice other than on-and-off keeping kosher, though not strictly.

Height: 6'10

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Straight

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: Depression, alcoholism, gigantism

Ships (not just romantic): ✦ *Grigori "Homeowner"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'2

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Lesbian

Gender(s): Transfeminine, queergender woman

Pronouns: She/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Scoliosis, anxiety, PTSD, depression

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Anika "Cat Lady"
★ *Pavlushka "Coat Guy", *Anastasia "Seductive Woman"
✦ *Yesfir "Punk Girl", *Avto "Wireface"
⏾ *Anika "Cat Lady"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 6'10

Sex/AGAB: Intersex (XXY)

Orientation: Aromantic lesbian

Gender(s): Transfeminine, genderqueer woman

Pronouns: She/it

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, ADHD, dyslexia, 5-ARD, Klinefelter syndrome (XXY syndrome), PICA

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Rufina "Cashier Girl"
✦ *Kuzma "The Prophet", Yesenin "Bar Guy", *Yesfir "Punk Girl"
⏾ *Rufina "Cashier Girl"

Misc Headcanons: Her speech is the way it is due to late developing speaking skills and being semi-verbal most of the time. It only began speaking at age 8 and never progressed to the "language explosion" that is typical for toddlers in the usual speaking timeline. Despite this, she loves to talk, and can at times put together longer sentences.
When she was younger, she dealt with orthorexia, over-exercising and only eating "healthy"/diet foods, as she felt like someone with her body type couldn't be a ballerina. Though she became less intensely focused on the negative

thought spirals that come with the eating disorder, she never learned healthy eating or exercising habits; eating more and exercising less obsessively than before, but still not quite a healthy amount. After becoming a visitor, it stopped exercising and eating human food entirely, focusing more on its new life than on its past human habits.

Height: 5'7

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: PTSD

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Agata "Teacher"
★ *Grigori "Homeowner", Yakob "Immortal Man"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'9

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Pansexual/panromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender woman

Pronouns: She/they/it

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, post-partum psychosis

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Pavlushka "Coat Guy"
★ *Rufina "Cashier Girl"
✦ *Irinushka "Widow", *Yesfir "Punk Girl", *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed woman", Timofey "Creepy Guy"

Misc Headcanons: Her pregnancy was caused by an assault. When human, she is not infected, her abuser is not a visitor, and yet her baby is still not entirely human either, though only able to shrink/grow or appear/disappear enough to hide its existence during the day without being able to burst from her womb, allowing her to eventually give birth naturally. Once the baby is born, it maintains its supernatural abilities - being able to crawl and climb quickly after birth, developmental motor milestones being hit at an excellerated

rate. When she is a visitor, this assault is what infected her and her child, as her abuser was a visitor. They internalise this as a seconding coming (first of christ then of the anti-christ once the child is born).
Their father was abusive towards them.

Height: 5'3

Sex/AGAB: Intersex (XY)

Orientation: Demisexual omniromantic

Gender(s): Transmasculine, nonbinary man

Pronouns: He/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anemia, hypothyroidism, partial androgen insensitivity syndrome

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Anastasia "Seductive Woman"
★ *Rufina "Cashier Girl"
✦ *Vladik "Rockstar"

Misc Headcanons: His stomach hole was not caused by the visitor infection, neither was the constant coldness, the infection only exaggerated them.
They are sometimes called Pavlo by friends, and Pasha by Anastasia.

Height: 6'1

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Gay

Gender(s): Genderqueer man

Pronouns: He/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ "Dear Friend", Grigori "Homeowner"
✦ *Rufina "Cashier Girl"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'5

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Caedsexual biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender woman

Pronouns: She/her

Disabilities/Disorders: Depression, anxiety, PTSD

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Evelin "Abused Wife"
✦ *Anastasia "Seductive Woman"

Misc Headcanons: When he was still alive, her husband would call her Ira, and now Evelina calls her it too.

Height: 5'6

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Demisexual panromantic

Gender(s): Genderqueer woman

Pronouns: She/they

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism

Ships (not just romantic): ✿ *Kliment "Daydreamer"
★ *Vladik "Rocker"
✦ *Anastasia "Seductive Woman", *Yesfir "Punk Girl"
⏾ *Vladik "Rocker", *Kliment "Daydreamer"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 5'5

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Transmasculine, binary man

Pronouns: He/him

Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, anxiety, depression

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Kliment "Daydreamer"
★ *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed Woman"
✦ *Pavlushka "Coat Guy" ⏾ *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed Woman"

Misc Headcanons: Though his full first name is Vladislav, he rarely tells people, instead just telling them to call him Vladik, feeling that it sounds cooler.

Height: 6'0

Sex/AGAB: Male

Orientation: Aceflux panromantic

Gender(s): Nonbinary, genderqueer, transfeminine

Pronouns: They/he/she

Disabilities/Disorders: Autism, anxiety, leukocoria due to congenital nebular corneal opacity/scarring

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Vladik "Rocker"
✿ *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed Woman"
✦ *Oleg "Mushroom Eater"
⏾ *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed Woman"

Misc Headcanons: They have a special interest in fairytales, folktales and folk songs.
To calm themself down, or to help them feel safe, they tend to rely on the

fairytales their mother used to tell them, sometimes humming or singing lullabies she used to sing them to sleep with.
He has a queerplatonic crush on Grigori, though its not reciprocated and as soon as he realised this, he stopped any thought of pursuing it, though he still thinks he has beautiful eyes.

Height: 5'6

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender woman

Pronouns: She/her

Disabilities/Disorders: PTSD, anxiety, depression

Ships (not just romantic): ❤︎ *Irinushka "Widow"

Misc Headcanons: After her husband is kicked out/shot, she moves into the bathroom, since the only place she ever felt safe in her own home was in the bathroom since the door could lock. This is how she meets Irinushka.

Instead of Death: Instead of being kicked out with her husband or shot by him, she manages to stay behind, either breaking away and hiding behind Grigori while her husband is kicked out to die in the sun, or avoiding being shot by him due to Grigori shooting him faster.

Height: 5'8

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Bisexual/biromantic

Gender(s): Cisgender woman, genderqueer woman

Pronouns: She/he

Disabilities/Disorders: ADHD, PTSD, anxiety,

Ships (not just romantic): ★ *Emiliya "Runaway"
✦ *Anastasia "Seductive Woman", *Anika "Cat Lady", *Yevpraksiya "Tattooed Woman"

Misc Headcanons:

Height: 4'5

Sex/AGAB: Female

Orientation: Lesbian

Gender(s): Genderqueer

Pronouns: She/he

Disabilities/Disorders: Depression, C-PTSD, ADHD

Ships (not just romantic): ★ *Yesfir "Punk Girl"
✦ *Anastasia "Seductive Woman"

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